If you’re like me, you’re sitting here and wondering “What the heck is Kamagra oral jelly?” Well, wonder no more! For those of you too lazy to Google, I’m here to do the job for you.
So I guess Kamagra oral jelly is an alternative to erectile dysfunction medication that comes in tablet form. Since it’s a gel, it absorbs into your bloodstream more quickly, which means no waiting for sexy time for YOU, my friend!
Purchase Kamagra jelly
There are many options for purchasing Kamagra oral jelly. My personal favorite option is 20 jellies at a rate of $3.50 per jelly at edonlinestore.net, because that comes out to $69.99 and lol 69. Nice.
Kamagra oral jelly doesn’t last as long as regular Viagra does, so that’s not so great. Remember to think of your partners’ enjoyment just as much as your own! (Oh my God I accidentally typed “parents” instead of “partners'” THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY BAD)
Other side effects can occur, such as dizziness. You might also experience an allergic reaction to Kamagra oral jelly, especially if you’ve been known to have allergic reactions to sildenafil. Allergic reactions to medicine aren’t fun. I’ve never taken medication for erections because I don’t have a penis, but one time I had an allergic reaction to Zantac and so I had to go to urgent care because I was having trouble breathing and then I broke out in hives and so they had to give me a shot of Benadryl in the butt. I hope none of you who take this drug wind up needing a shot of Benadryl in the butt.
I’m pretty sure you need a prescription for this, so make sure to talk to your doctor about it, unless you want to buy it on the black market. I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, revealing to your doctor that your man parts don’t work or revealing to an illegal prescription drug dealer that your man parts don’t work. Either way, good luck with that, dude.
Apparently Kamagra oral jelly comes in several different flavors, so hey, that’s nice to have some variety of choices. I read about a Viagra product that tastes like mint. If I were a penis-having person, I’d probably be partial to that. It’s preferable to fake-o fruit flavors which usually taste terrible, in my opinion.
So, what else is there to say? Practice safe sex, fellas/ladies with penises/anyone else with a penis who doesn’t conform to the gender binary. Condoms are a good idea, unless of course you’re actually trying to get pregnant. In which case, best of luck! To the rest of you, seriously, use some sort of protection, especially if you’re boning a stranger. It’s just common sense, okay?”
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